Me

I was born in a box on the side of the road in Big, Butts. I found my self growing up alone and with no friends. I ate old spit out gum and begged for money on the side of the street. Over time i found out that Chinese people are boss. A kind fellow named Xurong picked me up and gave me a home. We became best bros and told each other long life lessons.MORAL- Chinese people R good